Brody and his side-kick Soren or was it (Soren and his side-kick Brody) rode into town early Saturday mornin' just a lookin' for trouble.
Soren started a loadin' up with firesticks and every other weapon he could find in this here house.
Shucks, Brody was happy to help him out.
But wait, is there such a thang as too many guns?
All those fine weapons slid down his pant legs, but he didn't pay that no never mind.
He got out to the fort under the southeast pine and waited for the rain to clear and they could start a whoopin' it up agin.